The Best Toasts for Holidays Short, Wise, and with Humor Toasts — short, wise, and funny.

For the Company

“My dear friends! I’ll drink to a pantry that’s always full and a soul that’s always laughing!”
“My dear friends! I’ll drink to this — may the pantry be full, and the heart cheerful!”
“My dear company! Let’s drink to the years that taught us to value not time, but the people beside us!”
“My dear company! Let’s drink to the friends with whom you can sit in silence, drink, and still understand everything!”
I want to drink to this — may tomorrow bring no shame, but if it does, at least may it bring good memories!
Friends, let’s drink to living like geese on a pond — full, loud, and together!
You know, I drink for the company — because without you, I’d just be drinking, but with you, I’m celebrating!
Dear friends, I wish us to live joyfully, die late, and age only in photos!
Ladies and gentlemen, I drink to our friendship — without it, even moonshine tastes sour.
How good it is that we’ve gathered! Let’s drink to health — because without it, even vodka is just chemistry.
Let’s drink to us! With people like you, even Monday feels like a holiday!

For Women and Love

“My friends, I want to drink to the woman — she scolds me, but without her, I’d have drunk myself to ruin!”
And I’ll drink the third for love — because it’s love that makes a man foolish and a woman happy!
To every woman, I wish: be like spring — warm, blooming, and unpredictable!
In honor of your day, I wish you this — may you be loved as much as grandpa loves his moonshine!
Our dear beauty, I wish that happiness doesn’t have to search for you — may it live next door, permanently registered!
Dear birthday lady! Today I wish you one thing — may your head ache only from laughter!
Let’s drink to women — because without them, life is like borscht without salt!
My dear ones, let’s drink to love — may every romance smell not like drama, but like freshly baked pies!
Let’s raise our glasses — may your heart be full of love, and your glass full of inspiration!
Dear hostess, I wish you to be loved not just in words, but every single day!

For a Friend

“My dear friend! May luck grab you by the collar and never let go!”
“Remember, my friend — the most valuable thing isn’t what’s in the glass, but who’s beside it! So let’s drink to us!”
“My dear friend! Be healthy, cheerful, and a bit happier than yesterday!”
“My dear friend! Here’s to always having someone to hug and someone to pour a drink for!”
“My dear friend! May you live to be a hundred — but not alone, because who would you drink with then?”
Dear friend! May your wife scold you only for practice, not out of habit!
Friend, I wish your life to be like good moonshine — clear, strong, and without a hangover!
My dear friend! May money stick to you like mosquitoes to the light!
I drink to this, my friend — may fate kick you forward, but only in the right direction!
Friend, I wish you health, money, and a little common sense — it never hurts!

For the Birthday Person

“Our dear birthday star, I wish your table always be generous, and your morning — kind!”
“Our dear birthday person! May happiness keep you warm, even when the radiators are cold!”
“Dear birthday person! I drink to you — may you always have something to drink, someone to drink with, and a reason to live happily!”
“Our dear birthday person! I drink to your happiness — may it not be afraid of you but follow you every day!”
“Our dear birthday person! May your heart beat from love, not from high blood pressure!”
“Our dear birthday person! May there be light in your house, warmth in your soul, and still a little left in the bottle!”
“Our dear birthday person! May you be loved by everyone — even the tax office!”
Dear birthday person, may fate shower you with joy, like my grandma pours sugar into her compote!
Congratulations on your birthday! I wish your family doctor only sees you in the line to the liquor store!
Happy Birthday! I wish you to be loved by happiness itself!

For Family

“Dear family! I drink to each of us having our own happiness — and a little shared moonshine!”
Here’s what I think: while we’re together, the house is warm and the soul is never lonely. To family!
Family is sacred! So may our home always be filled with laughter and pies!
I want to drink to the family where we love not for perfection, but despite each other’s character!
Let’s drink to having everything — and all of us being together!
Dear family, may God protect you from illness and foolish thoughts!
Dear ones, let’s drink to gathering not only for holidays!
Dear family, may our children grow kind, and we grow wise!
My dear ones, may there be peace and joy in the house — even when storms rage outside!
Dear ones, may our home smell of borscht, not problems!

For the Jubilee Person

“Dear jubilarian! I wish every wrinkle came not from sorrow, but from laughter!”
Dear jubilarian! I’ll be brief — be happy!
Jubilarian, I’ll say it short: be kind, but keep your teeth — these days, life bites!
Jubilarian, much good has already been said, I’ll just add — may time pass, but never break you!
Dear one, may every new year add happiness, not inches to your waistline!
Dear jubilarian! Live so that your neighbors envy you, and your family is proud of you!
Dear one, may God give you strength to live, and your heart — the desire to rejoice!
Dear birthday star, may fate pour happiness upon you like harvesters pour grain!
Dear one, may the years not age you but only add experience and friends!
Dear one, I wish your wallet to multiply money like rabbits — quickly and without permission!